- Cleaning 6 patients before 1am without an aide!
- Colonoscopy bowel-prep on an incontinent patient that never stops!
- Digitally impacting the Rock of God 2/3 the size of a baseball from an enema!
About
I'm a nurse. Helping people is a good skill to have.
Often we deal with crap. More crap piled on top of even more crap. Then we clean up. And then we do it all over again.
Perhaps it is nihilistic to think we benefit from other peoples' sickness and suffering. Even so, we care for others.
When the time comes, we might all just be automated away from bedside, but that is probably not within our generation.
I am just one of the many strugglers trying to pave a way for myself in this cruel world with the power of compassion, empathy, and a whole lot of @#$%!
Follow me on a journey of self discovery and enlightenment.
Together we can. The American Dream lives on. Grandpa is a fighter and so are you.
Key Responsibilities
Led a team of one with precise executive functioning.
Coordinated between multidisciplinary bodily processes to reduce wasteful actions.
Singlehandedly managed workload of competing priorities without complaining.
Accomplishments
Busy Working
A patient with K+ above 7...
CBI with clamps wide open...
Bleeding post femoral line insertion...
Liquid green diarrhea 6 times in 3 hours...
2 other patients...
Contact Me
mobilenurse9000@mobilenursing.org